Stupid people
I recently came across a very sarcastic list about why homosexual marriage will "ruin" the economy. Allow me to explain to all you idiots out there why this is not meant to be taken seriously...

~1. Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control.~
Neither are clothes, shoes, stores, money, or even churches. None of these things fall under the definition of "natural"

~2. Heterosexual marriages are valid becasue they produce children. Infertile couples and old people can't legally get married because the world needs more children.~
The world doesn't need more children. It's humans fault the world is in the shitty shape it's in right now, and more subhumans won't help, you nimrodic breeders

~3. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.~
Clearly *Rolls eyes* That's why I turned out gay from a couple of clear heterosexuals

~4. Straight marriage will be less meaningful, since Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful.~
Self explainatory, though the actual marriage only lasted closer to 48 hours

~5. Heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are property, blacks can't marry whites, and divorece is illegal.~
You can just sense the freaking sarcasm. Women aren't property, blacks can marry whites, and divorce happens almost as often as actual marriage

~6. Gay marriage should be decided by people not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of the minorities.~
Bull. All people in power do is limit us and help themselves

~7. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire counrty. That's why we have only one religion in America.~
Again, pure bull. Christianity is the main religion, but there are many others as well, many of which do, in fact, supportm gay marriage. Our country is not a theocracy (I can't really say that with so much confidence, any more)

~8. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.~
Not even going to BOTHER with this one

~9. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.~
Well, you know, I guess if you really wanted to...

~10. Children can never suceed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why single parents are forbidden to raise children.~
My mom's raised me since I was 8, half my life with just one parent.

~11. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms because we haven't adapted to cars or longer lifespans.~
Change is good. Without change, progression is not possible

~12. Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better, because a "seperate but equal" institution is always constitutional. Seperate schools for African-Americans worked just as well as seperate marriages for gays and lesbians will.~
Like before, not even touching this one. The sarcasm just jumps out at you

Anywayz, take care you stupid religious nuts! Thanks for reading and finally understanding!